This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast. For today, it's Friday. Free Tag. It's the 15th of June, and I don't know what the weather's going to be like today. I've really got no idea. No idea. The driver this morning was hilarious.

It picked me up just after, I'll pass, whatever it was, about 22 or something. And he said,

you're early. I said, no, you're early. I live here. How can I possibly be early with the place I'm

living in? But of course, unfortunately, British Schumer doesn't travel. And so he said, is this okay?

And I said, no, I tell you what, let's just park up and sit there till two o'clock, shall we?

I say, because you're way too early. Oh. And so then we come into town. He goes,

which way you want to go? I said, well, we'll end up in Orange Street, which is a little cut

through off the haymarket. So he looks like he goes, I aunt's no. And I wanted to say, well, you're the driver.

How come I know where it is and I'm not the driver?

Well, there you go.

More troubles for Rooney, Wayne and Colleen's Rangerover, is towed away.

It was ditched at Beyonce and Jay-Z's concert that, not as bad as being done for drink driving, I suppose.

But he wants my driver. He should get him, actually. Because they had... the car had been causing an unnecessary obstruction. So they took it away. Are they really stupid? Is he really... Yes, he must be. It can't be. I mean, it's just ridiculous, isn't it? Victoria Beckham, dismissing the divorce claims. Well, it's strange enough, his mother,

oh, sorry, Dave and his mother have jetted off somewhere without her. So all this bologna about

er we're going to spend so much more time together. Stop feeding us stupid lines. Just get on with your

life and do it. Anyway, here she is. She's dismissed the divorce claims, and now she's wearing just a satin robe.

Don't you think your children are some thinking, you know, mummy's a little bit exhibitionist?

I mean, there's no way, Vic, anybody's ever going to go, Quar, Victoria Beckham.

I'm sorry, love, it's not going to happen, is it? They'll do it for loads of other people. Dr. Alex and Samira, or Charlie and Haley, face being

acts from the show, as the villa votes them, the least compatible couple. The doctor, apparently,

according to an ex-girlfriend of his, although she's sort of done quite a lot, so she might be

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