Where The F Is My Chicken Salad?!

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5 • 873 Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Nicole helps Rich dissect an argument he had with his wife over kids, groceries and chicken salad.

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0:00.0	All right, hey guys, time for another doozy of a Have Kids They Said episode.
0:06.0	I hope it's a doozy, not a snoozy.
0:08.0	Not a snoozy.
0:09.0	Find your kids, find your wife, find your husband, no, just find your kids and get them out of the room. Yeah
0:14.8	This is not for kids it's gonna be a lot of fun though. You've been warned What's your name? What am I?
0:24.0	Who am I?
0:25.0	Oh!
0:26.0	Oh!
0:27.0	Oh!
0:28.0	Oh!
0:30.0	Oh!
0:31.0	Gee!
0:32.0	She's gonna fucking bitch in.
0:34.0	You gotta fucking bitch in. When you say ape shit, are you picturing some ape at a zoo like,
0:45.7	like, pound it on their chest and shit?
0:48.3	I mean, yeah, I might as well of.
0:50.4	I might as well have been like, I had George of the Jungle but that would that would have been that means nothing
0:56.9	Who is George of the jungle a little dude with a loin cloth that is not you okay? Okay. The ape're the ape going shitty. I'm going
1:03.6	shit. I went berserk. I don't feel good. I just get the kids from
1:09.4	school. I sent them up. I asked them to do one thing, right?
1:13.6	Because their lives are so difficult.
1:15.6	Please take your shoes off and wash your hands.
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