Where the F*** Are We?
99% Invisible
SiriusXM Podcasts and Roman Mars
4.8 • 28.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2026
⏱️ 47 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is 99% Invisible. |
| 0:02.2 | I'm Roman Mars. |
| 0:05.9 | There's an archipelago in the far west of the UK, and I mean far west. |
| 0:11.3 | Like, once you think you're in the west, like around Cornwall, keep going. |
| 0:15.4 | And then take a ferry, another three hours west, and you'll find yourself in a collection of islands called |
| 0:21.2 | the Isles of Silly. That's silly spelled S-C-I-L-L-Y, not silly, ha-ha. That's 99-P-I-I-P-I-P-I-P-I-P-I-P-RUcer, Kelly Prime. In fact, silly is not ha-ha at all. It's a place that's hard to wrap your mind around. The islands sit in the warm waters of |
| 0:39.2 | the Gulf Stream, so you'll find tropical plants like giant palms and birds of paradise, |
| 0:45.3 | all blooming up against the backdrop of the rugged North Atlantic. It's also historically, |
| 0:51.4 | one of the deadliest places in the UK to travel by sea. |
| 0:55.5 | These islands are plopped down in churning waters, with jagged rocks rising all around, |
| 1:01.1 | like the jaws of some sort of mythical sea creature. |
| 1:05.0 | In this past October, I found myself on a little boat called the Buccaneer right in the middle of it. |
| 1:14.8 | It's crazy, man. It's a crazy place. |
| 1:18.3 | There's just rocks everywhere. As you're going along, you don't realize we're passing rocks under the water all the time. |
| 1:24.6 | The Buccaneer belongs to a scuba diver named Todd Stevens. |
| 1:28.4 | Todd has been diving the shipwrecks around Silly for over two decades. |
| 1:32.4 | If you're into shipwrecks, it's really hard not to find one here. |
| 1:35.9 | At least 900 shipwrecks litter the coasts of Silly, probably more. |
| 1:40.6 | Sometimes ships will sink on top of other older shipwrecks, so it's difficult to say for sure. |
| 1:45.9 | Are there shipwrecks below us right now? |
| 1:49.1 | Yeah, yeah, we'd ask quite a few. |
| 1:51.3 | If you'd have been asking me that as we were just coming along Samaria shoreline, there's at least half a dozen along there. |
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