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Stiff Socks

Where's Waldo Titties

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2020

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

MERRY CHRISTMAS! The boys have a holiday hangout, riff on goth mrs clause, learn about pheromones, and talk about their wholesome ass dads. We've also got a COCK TALK about a patreon member's bad breakup.

Hear the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Transcript

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0:00.0

At Honda, we decided to stop listening to what Kastu for a moment,

0:04.0

and instead start listening to all the things Hans do.

0:07.3

They carry scratch, open, close, sip, chop, sprep, shakes,

0:13.2

poor, mix, fix, fold, type, tear.

0:18.4

Isn't it time we gave Hans a rest?

0:20.8

With Keeler's entry, a tailgate that opens with the wave of a foot,

0:25.7

voice controlled into tapend and automatically adjusting seats.

0:31.3

The Honda CRB hybrid. What do you think? Hans?

0:36.3

Honda with power of dreams, available on selected grades.

0:40.0

Look, that's on influencers. We're just talking about fun and

0:42.6

after shit. Anyway, it's club feet. Come on, guys. Come feet.

0:45.4

Hey, hey, very fucking Christmas. Holy shit.

0:48.1

Goddamn, two Jews wishing you Merry Christmas. That's always fun.

0:50.8

First of all, how fucking slutty is Mrs. Clos,

0:54.0

because fucking Santa is a whole whole whole.

0:57.3

That's his fucking thing.

0:58.5

Get cut that part out. Listen.

1:01.7

What are you doing? This is Clos bad.

1:03.7

You know, certain Mrs. Clos is.

1:05.7

Oh my god. Bro, one, well, that one, the thing of

1:09.6

truck stop girl, dude, left girl, fire.

1:12.4

Honestly, like, oh, this is a fun game.

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