Where's The Beef?

Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Basketball, Sports, Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Codebreakers abound this week on Illuminati. We're two weeks into the NBA season and some long simmering pots have come to a boil. In Charlotte, Grant Williams was ejected after he hip checked former teammate and alleged friend Jayson Tatum, ruining their dinner plans that evening. In Philadelphia, local columnist Marcus Hayes incited the wrath of Joel Embiid with some transgressive comments about the MVP's family. Finally, Compton's own Truth Teller Travonne Edwards taps in on the words indirectly exchanged between Drake and DeMar DeRozan in Toronto. Basketball Illuminati is now part of the Count The Dings Network. Join the Count The Dings Patreon to support the show, get ad free episodes and exclusive content at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings ILLUMINATI MERCH HAS RETURNED - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Email us: [email protected] Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This festive season, Red One is gonna move.
0:02.5	There's only one action movie.
0:04.7	Santa Claus has been kidnapped.
0:06.8	That's making everyone's Christmas list.
0:10.2	You're gonna help us find him.
0:11.8	I work alone.
0:12.5	You used to.
0:14.2	I'm not gonna like you.
0:15.3	I can tell right away.
0:16.2	Out of everyone here, I like you the least.
0:18.2	Starring Dwayne Johnson.
0:19.6	We got Snowman.
0:21.9	And Chris Evans. There's worst ways to go out and trying to save Santa Claus. Let's save Christmas. Red One in
0:28.2	Cinemas now. Tom, what's going on in Charlotte? Charlotte's mostly known for its chicken and pork,
0:34.8	not for its beef. I think that's where this is going, is that there's just not enough beef here in Charlotte.
0:42.2	We know about Bojangles, which is the legendary chicken spot here in North Carolina.
0:47.9	Love Bojangles.
0:48.9	It's pretty great.
0:49.7	And then there's Cookout, another legendary milkshake spot.
0:52.9	Oh, man.
0:54.1	All the Raleigh people seem to really like Cookout. I don't know why. Like, oh, you got to go to Cookout, another legendary milkshake spot. Oh, man. All the Raleigh people seem to really like cookout.
0:56.3	I don't know why.
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