Where's the Beef? - with Dan Cass
Feast of Fun: Gay Talk Show
Fausto Fernós
4.4 • 834 Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Since then, a myriad of executives have tried to one-up each other with their own burger “eating” videos, creating a full-fledged social media spectacle with the hopes of raising sales and building brand loyalty.
But one question still stands: why won't these burger CEOs show themselves swallowing their own “meat?”
Today Chicago comedian and burger aficionado Dan Cass joins us to look at the incredibly weird new burger wars, which instead of making people want to buy one, is making everyone question their life choices.
Plus--
• Did Timothée Chalamet’s off putting comments on opera and ballet cost him the Oscar?
• BuzzFeed reports they may be going out of business. Here’s 10 reasons and why #4 will shock you.
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| 0:00.0 | By now, you're probably sick of hearing about the weird video made by McDonald's CEO |
| 0:11.0 | Chris Kamsinski, where he nervously takes a tiny bite out of their new burger, referring to it as a product. |
| 0:20.0 | Since then, a myriad of executives have tried to one-up each other with their new burger referring to it as a product. Since then, a myriad of executives have tried to |
| 0:22.9 | one-up each other with their own burger-eating videos, creating a full-fledged social media spectacle |
| 0:29.9 | with the hopes of raising sales and building brand loyalty. But one question still stands. Why won't |
| 0:37.3 | these burger CEOs show themselves swallowing their own meat? |
| 0:41.0 | Today, Chicago comedian and burger-oficionado Dan Cass joins us to look at the incredibly |
| 0:45.8 | weird new burger wars, which instead of making people want to buy one, is making everyone |
| 0:51.0 | question their life choices. |
| 0:53.0 | Plus, did Timothy Shalame's off-putting comments on opera and ballet cost them the Oscar? |
| 0:58.9 | And BuzzFeed reports they may be going out of business. |
| 1:02.0 | Here's 10 reasons and why number four will shock you. |
| 1:05.7 | I'm Faustafernos. |
| 1:06.9 | I'm Mark Fillion. |
| 1:07.6 | And this is Feast of Fun. |
| 1:22.6 | Music I'm Mark Phileon. And this is Feast of Fun. Something very weird is happening in the fast food world. |
| 1:28.2 | Woo! |
| 1:28.8 | How exciting. |
| 1:30.0 | The CEOs of major burger chains have apparently decided that the best way to promote |
| 1:34.7 | their restaurants is to film themselves eating their own burgers, or as they call them, |
| 1:40.7 | products on camera like TikTok influencers. |
| 1:44.0 | First, the CEO McDonald's posted a video calmly sitting down and eating a meal like it was a |
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