All right.

All right, Saturday morning, hour number two, handle on the law.

And we still have several hours to go, needless to say.

Phone number here, if you'd like some advice, which I consider, which maybe you consider good, described as marginal.

I consider, well, worse than marginal, but whatever.

8005201, KFI, 8005201534.

This is Handel on the Law, marginal legal advice, where I tell you you have absolutely no case.

All right. Florida. All the wonderful things happen in Florida.

Now, a scenario that you have heard of so many times, and that is a suspect being taken into being jailed, right, arrested, fingerprinted, jailed, if he or she is high given a sobriety test.

And so this is a case where, and then, of course, pulling things out of various places on the body and after doing a cavity search or just watching.

So there's a woman who was driving along, right?

There she is.

And she is driving erratically. So the police pulled her over and the cop reported smelling burning marijuana and spotting a vape pen her eyes were glassy her speech slurred so I immediately

went out and did a sobriety test she said she'd been at the doctor's office where she had received Botox injections

and was taking Xanax and Perkissette and subtexts used in opioid addiction.

But she did say she could take the sobriety test, the field test, and noticed and told the policeman she couldn't put all her weight on her left leg and she had had a boob job earlier in, well, weeks earlier, but it was okay.

So after she failed, of course, the field test, she was arrested on DUI charges, and the deputies found vape pens, hash oil, brass knuckles, and a pocket knife.

So at the jail, the police noticed that she was trying to pull something out of her rear end.

And they just let her go at it.

And they're all bemused watching her fiddling around

and having to go to the bathroom back and forth.

I guess the cops found it quite entertaining.

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