When You Need the Endurance to Persevere, It’s Trimix! with Trixie and Katya

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Trixie & Katya & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Fashion & Beauty, Arts

4.9 • 13K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Did you know that the average male lasts between 5 and 7 minutes when engaging in "fun-time" between the sheets? While this is more than acceptable for that post-Succession Sunday night quickie before the work-week starts, 5 to 7 minutes during a Saturday night carnal marathon of erotic delights is not just pitiful, it's fixable! All because of Trimix! With just three tiny injections of synergistic drugs directly into your little wiener schnitzel, your flaccid firehose will magically transform into the Hammer of Thor! For hours upon hours of fun in the bedroom, kitchen, and beyond, shoot some Trimix into your gherkin and you'll be whipping that thing around like Indiana Bones and the Last Crusade in no time!* *For "full-mast-situations" lasting more than 4 hours, please seek medical attention immediately. Go to https://GreenChef.com/BALD60 and use code BALD60 to get 60% off plus free shipping on the #1 Meal Kit for Eating Well! Check out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.Squarespace.com/BALD to save 10% oﬀ your ﬁrst purchase of a website or domain! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.BetterHelp.com/BALD to get 10% off your first month and get on your way to being your best self! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com To order your copy of our new book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi, it's Shrixie and today's episode is sponsored by my personal chef, me, who's only able to be a personal chef because of our sponsor, Green Chef.
0:08.8	You guys just yesterday, I was hungry for lunch in the middle of the day before I had to pull together solid pink disco.
0:14.4	I did not have a lot of time.
0:16.1	David had not grocery shopped. I didn't want to wait for postmates.
0:19.5	But luckily, I had a wonderful meal set up for me.
0:22.5	I made blackened cauliflower with like a pearl couscous and I cut a bunch of green beans into like little one centimeter pieces and sauteed them with almond slices.
0:33.2	And then I finished it with like a mango, like an apricot mango marmalade.
0:39.4	I just couldn't believe I made it.
0:40.8	You guys every green chef meal is incredible.
0:43.8	Green Chef makes eating well easy with plants to fit every lifestyle, whether you're keto, paleo, vegan, gluten free, or like me, vegetarian.
0:52.3	You guys, I'm here to tell you most restaurants don't have good vegetarian options.
0:57.2	And if they do, it's a horrible salad or some lame veggie burger.
1:00.8	And I love those things.
1:01.9	But cooking diverse, stimulating vegetarian meals from scratch in my own kitchen.
1:08.5	I can't believe I'm cooking these meals.
1:10.6	Go to greenchef.com slash bald60 and use the code bald60 to get 60% off plus free shipping.
1:17.6	That's bald60 at 60% off plus free shipping at greenchef.com.
1:22.6	Green Chef, number one meal kit for eating well.
1:24.8	And I can personally recommend you guys make those mole roasted carrots.
1:28.6	They were fierce.
1:29.8	So today's episode of Bald and the Beautiful is brought to you by our friends at Better Help.
1:34.8	Or as they say in Australia, be the help.
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