Artificial Phallus Safety in the Shower & Beyond with Trixie and Katya

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Trixie & Katya & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Fashion & Beauty, Arts

4.9 • 12K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This episode of Bald is proudly brought to you by the National Bathroom Sex Toy Safety Council, reminding you to always follow the three W's before your wet 'n wild adventures: "Wash, Warm-Up, & WERK." As winter stretches its legs for one last sprint before Spring arrives, we'd like to remind our listeners to follow the most important rules of the Bathroom Dildo Doctrine: 1) Always test the suction of the dildo on your shower wall prior to use, in order to properly gauge the strength of the suction in the face of strong shearing forces. 2) Measure the circumference of the dildo to ensure a smooth entry and exit, thereby guaranteeing a pleasurable experience for all participating parties. 3) To avoid being impaled by the dildo in what can only be described as "the bad type of hurt," make sure the shower floor is covered in a non-slip surface for maximum safety. This public service announcement has been brought to you by the editorial staff of BALD, LLC, as well as the fine folks at the National Bathroom Sex Toy Safety Council. Collaborate with Canva for Teams! Right now, you can get a FREE 45-day extended trial when you go to https://Canva.ME/BALD This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self! Head to https://FACTORMEALS.com/BALD50 and use code BALD50 to get 50% off your first box. Factor Meals! Ready in just 2 minutes, no prep, no mess! For listeners of the show, Dipsea is offering an extended 30-day free trial when you go to https://DipseaStories.com/BALD New to Etsy? Use the code NEW for 10% off your first purchase. That’s code NEW at https://www.Etsy.com Maximum discount value of $50.00. Offer ends June 30th, 2023. See terms at https://www.Etsy.com/Terms Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com To order your copy of our new book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Creating visual content is an essential part of what I do.
0:03.0	When I'm balancing a touring career, podcasting, web shows, books, and more,
0:06.5	it's important to keep my audience informed and engaged.
0:09.3	While my instinct is to just post a picture with a baby filter on it and call it a day,
0:13.2	I'm able to do so much more things to Canva for Teams.
0:16.4	With Canva for Teams, it's never been easier to collaborate and design with my team,
0:20.0	and the whole process is so much more creative and way more fun.
0:23.8	Canva for Teams is a design platform that makes it easy for anyone to create
0:27.1	stunning content in any format. From social media posts to videos, presentations, and websites
0:32.0	with endless templates and premium fonts, photos, graphics, and videos to add personality and edge.
0:37.4	With features designed for brand consistency, Canva for Teams makes it easy to maintain your
0:41.5	aesthetic and add your logos, fonts, and colors to anything you create.
0:45.2	Canva for Teams streamlines how we do social media too.
0:48.3	My team and I can plan, create, and share social media content directly to all our channels from
0:52.4	one place in even scheduled posts ahead of time. Pivoting to video,
0:56.9	Canva for Teams has a video editor that's so easy to use with tons of filters, animations,
1:01.3	and transitions. Canva for Teams says even professionally designed presentation templates to
1:06.0	spice up your next slideshow. Plus, their remote control feature means you can virtually connect
1:10.3	and navigate slides from any device. My favorite part of Canva for Teams is the content management
1:15.4	feature that allows you to easily organize your designs by creating folders in your account.
1:20.1	We've been doing a lot of posting about our upcoming live podcasts, and it's been so easy
1:24.4	to access our designs and post them and even schedule the post upload at a set time so we don't
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