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with standard the 93x day 1st morning show 9033 air what a pain in the ass.

Day one of the work week.

Sometimes it just feels like a cheap shot.

But I think we got as good a chance as anybody else in town to get through it.

Welcome to the 93X half-ass morning show when I walked into the building.

Oh, I don't know, an hour ago, my life partner over there, Josh, said that when his alarm

popped off this morning, it legitimately pissed him off.

I hate those kind of mornings.

It was more confusing, and I thought, who's waking me up this morning?

Where am I? Have you had that before? I didn't even recognize the sound. I don't know what to

deal. I didn't even go to bed that late. Oh, yeah. I've had the same alarm sound forever.

The Game of Thrones theme, isn't it? No, that's not a bad idea. That would probably lead to

some sort of weirdly erotic dream if I were going to listen to that.

A very violent erotic dream.

It would start out like, this is the greatest ever, and then there would be a surprise twist.

You didn't know who was what, who you were laying next to, who you were nothing.

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