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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2025

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired July 18, 2025: ESPN play-by-play pimp Clay Matvick. Coldplay made two new singles. Everything you wanna know about flair-play.  

Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/
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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey podcast pals. It's Dana from the Half Fast Morning Show. As always, we appreciate you checking on the podcast and it's all brought to you by our friends at standard heating and air conditioning.

0:09.7

The July heat means it's officially swass and crotch soup season. Gross! It also means our AC units are being put to the test.

0:17.3

I recently went through an issue myself and I was so happy to have my friends at

0:21.0

Standard heating and air conditioning in my corner. They gave me real options, didn't make me feel

0:26.5

like a dummy for not knowing a single thing about HVAC systems, and let me choose what work best

0:31.8

for my home and my budget. No pressure, just comfort my way. Enjoy the show. Thanks for listening and stay cool this summer with Standard.

0:39.9

The 93X have asked moon show.

0:43.4

Ninety three.

0:45.7

Air.

0:51.6

F you till Monday.

0:54.1

That's the slogan we live by around here on the 93X. F you till Monday.

0:56.5

That's the slogan we live by around here.

0:59.4

On the 93X half-ass morning show,

1:01.4

and we encourage you to have the same approach.

1:03.5

If, in fact, you don't already.

1:05.1

F you till Monday.

1:07.3

Don't call, don't text.

1:10.8

Unless somebody dies, we don't care.

1:12.7

And even then it depends on who died.

1:16.5

You're a wonderful crowd.

1:18.7

We hope you understand it's nothing personal.

1:19.8

It's just business.

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