When You Are Too Old for Only Fans and Have to Create Your Own #OnlyGrans
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.8 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2024
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
With one more week of the dreaded January blues left, we thought we would brighten up your day with a very special episode of The Therapy Crouch!
On today’s episode, Abbey and Peter are joined on the couch by Chatty Man Alan Carr and his partner in crime Amanda Holden.
As you can probably guess, this episode was full of surprises, and explosive revelations. We hear Alans habits that drive Amanda up the wall, why you never want to take a trip to a marble quarry on a hangover and Alan’s disappointment at the fact he is less OnlyFans, more OnlyGrans….
They are also on hand to give advice to our listeners who are struggling with their ‘Mingebag’ husbands, groaning grannies and Judgey Dry Jan partners.
Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!
00:25 Intro
05:26 DNA Journeys
09:53 More tea, Vicar?
11:47 Hangovers, Spritz, and Marble Quarry Mishaps
15:26 The Sound of Silence
20:10 Podcast vs. Chat Shows
23:09 Bikini Fetish
25:34 Dry January Judgment
31:32 Green Flags
35:19 Amanda and Alan’s Italian Job
38:36 Penelope!
48:05 Agony Abs
52:10 GROW UP!
57:47 OnlyGrans
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