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This is top light time of shit I'm Andy Dawson

Popper poppau

I'm saying the laini so what at the end of the day so what so what of

elaboration there on the tried and trusted catchphrase it doesn't matter at the

end of the end of the day, so what?

End of the day, mate, don't matter, does it?

Yeah, I mean...

Whether I'm Sam Delaney or Uncle Tom Coobbly make no odds.

At the end of the day all we are is a sequence of vibrating cells, all of which are connected.

If there's one thing I'm shooting off above everything else except the world

is burning right now. So you know we're all on boring time. Let me tell you something

right when you are burning right when your ass is on fire right

and you can see your old rig going up in flames the lot the telly the sound bar

even an espresso machine the teapots your slippers everything you old

deer in life even the kiddies you never got out of watching yeah all of it on fire, right? The last thing you are going to be bothered about

is what your fucking name is. You know what I mean? You're not going to be going, oh, oh, fire man, help me, I'm over here.

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