WHEN THE HOST WAS A NOVELIST: 5/10: "Hollywood Before the Mast," a story from the collection, "Gordon Liddy is My Muse," by John Calvin Batchelor. January 1, 1990. Read by the host.
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https://www.amazon.com/Gordon-Liddy-Muse-Calvin-Batchelor/dp/0671690787
From Publishers Weekly
Posing as hack writer Tommy "Tip" Paine, Batchelor ( The Birth of the People's Republic of Antarctica ) offers a comic and often provocative look at contemporary America in this episodic "autobiographical" novel. In eight chapters, each self-contained, Tip roams from Moscow to Hollywood to New England to his ultimate destination, G. Gordon Liddy's Firearms Security Academy in Arizona. While in Russia, he watches a boyhood friend progress, over the years, from awed admirer of American western movies to KGB superstar to an official non-person, "disappeared" as part of that nation's changing politics. In Hollywood, despite the warnings of his decidedly offbeat agent, Tip falls into the clutches of a woman who is not what she seems. In New England, together with his "imaginary best friend, McKerr," Tip solves a multiple murder and uncovers what is possibly a relic of American history. Finally, in the Arizona desert, he posits an arguable identity for the still-elusive"Deep Throat" of the Watergate scandal. Other tales in this totally engaging work recount run-ins with famous literary personages, wealthy Texans and restless Vietnam veterans, or suggest a dark and ancient secret hidden in the heart of Germany. This may be Batchelor's breakthrough novel to the wide audience he deserves.
Copyright 1990 Reed Business Information, Inc.
From Library Journal
The narrator of this inventive picaresque novel is Tip Paine, formerly a spook for the National Security Agency and now a moderately successful sci-fi/spy writer. In eight exuberant episodes Tip ranges from Moscow to Hollywood. He provides mystery (a tale of murder and mayhem in a small New England town), commentary on international politics (an elegiac account of a Russian KGB agent who falls victim to glasnost), and wickedly funny satire of pomp and foolishness in Texas high society, a university writing workshop, and a desert training academy for mercenaries. By alluding frequently to the classics of American literature (e.g., Moby Dick, The Last of the Mohicans ), Batchelor creates illuminating but highly entertaining commentary on contemporary society.
- Albert E. Wilhelm, Tennessee Technological Univ., Cookeville
Copyright 1990 Reed Business Information, Inc.
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| 0:17.0 | DFS, what's your thing? |
| 0:20.0 | Gordon Liddy is my muse. |
| 0:23.0 | Hollywood. Gordon Liddy is my muse. |
| 0:27.0 | Hollywood Before the Mast. 5. |
| 0:29.0 | The next Ahab sighting of consequence was Monday off the ninth fairway at Jackie's Fantasy Country Club. |
| 0:36.3 | It was my second round in three days with three of Jackie's buddies and I was Hollywood weary. |
| 0:41.4 | Too much fun and sleep, the sun relentless upon the smoggy January clouds. |
| 0:47.0 | Yaki was bundled up tastefully from the midday 60 degrees and was riding his telephone-equipped cart alongside me, the Prime Minister of my |
| 0:56.0 | every shot in between his chatting with other clients and his mom. |
| 1:00.5 | Once more I knew that if I could only execute his advice, keep my head down, shoulders level, |
| 1:05.6 | hands behind the ball, weight back, that I might want to see 88 on my scorecard. |
| 1:12.3 | Not that day. My stage fright for the tonight taping in six hours had returned to hook every |
| 1:19.0 | t-shot. I went searching again in the trees for my ball. |
| 1:23.0 | Yaki couldn't get his cart through the rough and called from the fairway. |
| 1:26.0 | It's there, left, way right, pointing with his field glass. |
| 1:31.0 | I mucked around many soggy steps and realized there was another golfer, a woman, |
| 1:36.3 | searching down the slope for her ball off the 18th Fairway. It wasn't Kate O'Kates. |
| 1:42.3 | It was one of her forsome. |
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