When Should Your Boyfriend Give Up On His Rap Career? feat. Maeve Higgins

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Kids & Family, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

On the Exactly Right premiere of Adulting, Michelle and Jordan catch up with their friend and Irish comic, Maeve Higgins. Together, they explain why a shared love of butter equals romance in Ireland, when it’s ok to turn down being a bridesmaid, and Maeve makes Jordan very uncomfortable by revealing she is actually his stepmother.

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.2	Oh my God.
0:08.0	Welcome.
0:08.8	We are back.
0:09.6	I know I love doing that to you.
0:11.0	Sorry.
0:11.5	It's too much.
0:12.2	I am too much.
0:13.6	But this is adulting.
0:15.3	We finally crawled back.
0:18.4	You guys,
0:19.6	adulting is motherfucking back. Excuse me. You know who's got good taste? Exactly right media because they picked us up where we left off and you're like you, you, okay? They looked at us like we were Courtney Cox with her real face and a Bruce Springsteen concert in the 80s and we're like, yes, we're gonna, we're doing the DAS of the mom jeans.
0:40.3	Let's go! I mean, I can't believe that I'm actually sharing the space with you. This is amazing. I know. I'm supposed to say that, too. I should have worn a better deodorant. I had no idea. Why do you keep saying that? I can't smell a damn thing. You give off, as always, a sublime odoriferous emanation, Michelle Dutot.
0:39.3	You sound like a serious... a damn thing. You give off, as always, a sublime odoriferous emanation, Michelle Dutot.
0:57.0	You sound like a serial killer. Someone get the knives. Listen, it's Adalting, honey, and we're black.
1:15.1	Welcome to Adolting.
1:17.2	Michelle Butoh is with me.
1:19.1	I am her co-from-Go, Jordan Carlos.
1:26.3	Just in case you need the refresher or you're new to the show, we are here to walk you through all things adulting.
1:31.9	Work, play, family, dating, sex, air, and everything in between.
1:33.6	Oh my God, it's so fun.
1:36.8	Plus, we answer all of your pressing questions about adulting. And along the way, we're inviting comedians and friends of ours to help.
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