What Is The Most Adult Thing You Own? feat. ALOK

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

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Kids & Family, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

In this live episode of Adulting, Jordan and Michelle kiki with the inspirational ALOK. Among other things, they discuss ALOK's Texas roots, the perils of dating as a certified genius, how much fun it will be to dress ALOK'S future child -- the heels alone, hunny!

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.6	How long does it take you to actually do the laundry, dry the laundry, fold the laundry and put the laundry away?
0:14.9	Laundry day is not actually a day. It's a weekend. Let's be real.
0:17.7	Okay. It takes you like two days. It's like a black woman washing their hair.
0:21.4	Sometimes it takes me like a month.
0:25.3	And I'm not going to lie.
0:27.5	I have price tags all over my clothes because I'm just not putting laundry away anymore.
0:31.7	Okay, guys.
0:32.5	I love you.
0:43.3	I love you. What's up Brooklyn?
0:44.5	It's adulting.
0:47.4	And boy, do we have a guest for you today.
0:49.9	Oh my God, Jordan, you are not motherfucking wrong.
0:50.3	Okay.
0:51.2	They are sharp.
0:51.9	They're enlightening.
0:53.0	They're insightful as fuck.
1:11.1	And we got the goods from them. And I cannot wait to share all of this with you guys because it's a live show, baby. You know what? Listening to a load makes me feel like the world is going to be a better place. Okay? And it makes me feel woke as fuck. I ain't going to lie lie I might need to take a nap so let's rip it
1:12.8	we'll see you back here at the studio
1:14.3	after you've been enlightened too
1:16.0	Namaste right here bitch
1:17.8	What's up, Brooklyn?
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