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The Remnant with Jonah Goldberg

When No One Cares

The Remnant with Jonah Goldberg

The Dispatch

Politics, News

4.66.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2023

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

On the verge of a full recovery from his schnozzle surgery (more ominously referred to as “the operation”), Jonah’s prepared to indulge in another needlessly long Ruminant that blends a generous helping of conservative dorkery with a smidgen of rank punditry. He gets things started with a few thoughts on Ron DeSantis’ glitch-ridden campaign announcement, but afterward, it’s time for a highfalutin geekout as he examines the failure of the new right to appeal to people who aren’t chronically online. Stick around until the end for a defense of a recent G-File. Show Notes: - The Morning Dispatch on DeSantis’ campaign launch - Answering listener questions with Guy on the Remnant - The Dispatch Podcast dispenses rank punditry - Wednesday’s G-File - Antonio Gramsci - Vanity Fair: “The American Conservative May Be on Its Last Legs” - Charlie Cooke: “Why Can’t Progressive Writers Defend the Law” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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you for all the well wishes and concern and all that I am really just a 10,000 percent better than I was I've discovered that there is you know an unofficial brother and sisterhood of there's an unofficial tribe of victims of various forms of nasal and septum surgery out there who have many many stories of suffering and commiseration that I've heard from I mean friends

1:32.7

and mine I've known for 20 years I had no idea that they had had their schnazzles operated on in similar ways and for those of you who have not had this kind of surgery I have good news and bad news for you for the most part gleaning from lots of conversations now

1:52.5

if you have the operation I'm talking about septum surgery sinus surgery all that kind of stuff

1:58.5

if you have the operation you know in a plan in orderly way not in terms of like some emergency thing where you're on a bus or something like that

2:07.5

it's really not that bad the whole thing you're knocked out it's not super painful you wake up you're not an crazy amount of pain the downside is that the pain and the discomfort

2:18.5

it's amazing how sure there is some line in some medical textbook or psychological textbook that talks about the point at which discomfort actually becomes pain

2:31.5

just because of the overwhelming nature of it reminds me of thing the other day about how apparently some businesses I don't know if it's true

2:41.5

the thing looked true some businesses in order to curtail the tendency particularly of dudes to just hang out on the throne in the men's bathroom during work hours they've started developing toilets that are slant

3:00.5

so that you actually have to use your leg muscles to sort of stay on target as it were and that this will cause leg strain after five minutes and to wait a sort of hurry people up

3:11.5

and maybe in some one of the engineers for that there's some point about the discomfort pain nexus you know threshold

3:21.5

but it was going back to my shnauz it was just so terrible and I will spare you all of the gory details we talked about it a little bit on the AMA episode

3:32.5

I'm now feeling kind of more under the weather I think just because the initial euphoria has worn off and I now just have the sort of constant sinus headache which is a thousand times

3:50.5

a thousand times ten thousand times better than what it was prior to getting these things these splints pulled out of my nose but it was a stressful week

3:59.5

the santa's rollout so like I missed it I went to a friend of mine's birthday party and missed the rollout and as my wife and I were going back in the car

4:11.5

we were getting the reports about what a disaster it was and all that kind of thing and I don't know I mean I wasn't there for it I didn't you know those

4:22.5

like George Costanza talking about you know it's a long 30 seconds to wait for the conditioner in your hair when you've got a high stakes media rollout

4:30.5

thing every glitch seems really really disastrous in the moment and I'm not saying that as comms events you know go it wasn't disastrous

4:41.5

but it's I think it's it's more disastrous for the santa's his comms team than for Santa's himself as a candidate I think it's it's more of a problem for Elon Musk that makes him still look not ready for prime time

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