When Life Gives You Lemon Drops
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 7 May 2025
⏱️ 70 minutes
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On the episode, Heather is home for a few days and back in the Atlanta studio. She has been enjoying her few days at home, before it’s back on the road. She goes over how Robin’s trip to Portugal has been going and how her own show in Chicago went. She takes on the voicemails to find probably the #1 absolutely not of all time. Can this be the one?
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:07.9 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:14.1 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:19.6 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:27.3 | Absolutely Not podcast. I'm your host, Heather McMahon. How are you? I'm great just |
| 0:33.5 | sipping a cool, delicious, refreshing beverage out of my Delta Centennial Stanley. |
| 0:39.8 | Hold on. Oh, no. Yeah, it's a Stanley. |
| 0:42.0 | Mm. Mm. Staying hydrated. Staying hydrated. |
| 0:50.5 | Oh, man. Speaking of staying hydrated. |
| 0:53.5 | Who's been a thirsty bitch recently? |
| 0:55.7 | Your girl has. |
| 0:56.9 | I mean, I said it last week. |
| 0:58.6 | I had to recoup. |
| 1:00.3 | I had to recover from Phoenix. |
| 1:02.9 | That Camelback Mountain nearly dried me the hell out. |
| 1:06.5 | But we are back. |
| 1:07.9 | We're back in Atlanta. |
| 1:09.1 | I'm home for, think, six days in a row. Maybe more, |
| 1:14.5 | maybe seven. I think seven days in a row. And I don't think you understand what that is doing for my |
| 1:20.9 | soul. I've been tongue to tongue with my dogs. I did a Costco order last night that would make your head explode. I was on a melatonin |
| 1:31.1 | gummy and a weed gummy and I'd get on that Instacart. My husband perked it. He rolled over and he |
| 1:36.5 | goes, we've got to do Costco tomorrow. I said, honey, I work smarter, not harder. I don't have |
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