From the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

The Armstrong and Gettyshow.

Today, an indictment was unsealed, charging Donald J. Trump with conspiring to defraud the

United States, conspiring to disenfranchise voters, and conspiring an attempting to obstruct

an official proceeding.

That's Jack Smith, whose name sounds like a character in a book where the author didn't

think much about what to name their characters.

Jack Smith, inditing the former president of the United States for defrauding the government,

defrauding the people of America and some other rather odd charges.

You know, I've said a version of this before, but it's evolving in my mind.

My mind never rests.

If I were Donald Trump, and somebody came to me, they said, hey, Donnie, you got this

issue.

All those documents you kept as souvenirs, and you remember that attack plan of Iran?

You showed to those people, and then you asked the janitor to erase the tapes and the

rest of it.

They kind of got you dead to rights on that stuff.

I know it's kind of crazy because it probably didn't do much damage to anything, but you're

in trouble on that one.

What do you think we should do?

I'm picturing Donald Trump sitting there in a meeting with, like in the Simpsons, when

the Republican party gets together, it's count Dracula, the six shooter Texan guy, Mo.

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