When in Boat w/ Ed Larson

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4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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This week on Page 7, MJ and Jackie are joined by LPOTL, Brighter Side, and HGX2 host Ed Larson fresh from his Crimewave at Sea journey to goss' 'bout Eddie's upcoming stand up shows, and more! Mr. Fantasy has been announced as one of the performers for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, causing MJ and Jackie to recall the days of Riverdale Roundup, and Eddie learns about HILARIA and Alec's daughter's skincare book. Kris Jenner had her 70th bday party and it's got everyone talkin' about her new face, the most important news of the year, THE BUTTERBALL REPORT has dropped, Tillamook unleashes Butternaise to ensure no-one ever burns a grilled cheese again, a slightly out of time List, 20 Facts about classic Halloween movies that are equal parts delightfully geeky and 100% truly fascinating, then the BLINDZZZ! Jackie's Snackies starts 'round 1:11:55.350 with MJ's Minute Munchies 'round 1:18:48.453 that runs until 1:23:30.095. All that and more on this week's Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Ooh, I've got a new song for us up top, and it is coming in hot from Jack and well,
0:15.1	hot meaning from many, many months ago, but it's been trapped in my head.
0:18.6	Because all the pretty girls and all the pretty boys, they get dressed up and go out dancing.
0:26.4	All the pretty girls and all the pretty boys are freaks.
0:31.5	Bing, beanie, beem, beep.
0:32.9	I forced MJ to listen to this song before we started recording because it is hot
0:37.8	and Freddie and it's called Freaks and has been trapped in my brain like I'm getting paid for it.
0:44.8	But I'm not. We can't even play the song. It all goes under everybody. MJ, how are you doing?
0:52.0	How are we feeling? I love your song. I'm glad you sent me new music.
0:55.3	It's time for me to listen to songs that are newer than 25 years old. And so I appreciate you.
1:00.5	Well, we're not saying that. I mean, you know, it's, it's, I don't want to push you, MJ.
1:05.4	But are you calling Eddie a pretty boy or a freak or both? A little bit of all of it. We've got the one, the only Edward Larson, here with us today. Oh my God. Ed, how are you feeling? How are you doing? I'm good. I'm a nasty freak, you know. Yeah, you're a nasty freak. I'm always grabbing my ankles and showing it to everybody. Showing out your asshole.
1:28.7	It's called perennium sunning.
1:30.6	And I think that it's great for you.
1:32.5	At least that's what Goop says.
1:33.3	Whatever we have sex.
1:34.6	I'm always chewing that concrete.
1:36.4	Got to.
1:37.4	Yeah, baby.
1:38.4	Bend it over.
1:39.8	Yeah.
1:40.0	Shake it up loud.
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