This is Handel on the law.

Marginal legal advice, where I tell you, you have absolutely no case.

I have been following the story of service animals on airlines now for a couple of years,

and it went crazy.

All you had to do is, first of all, claim it's an emotional support animal, and all of a sudden,

you can bring an emotional support animal anywhere, as opposed to a service animal.

And there is a huge difference.

An emotional support animal is anything you can think of.

You go on an airline, throw it on your lap, and you argue, I need this for emotional support.

Yeah, fine.

You know, what a crock.

Service animals are highly trained animals.

For example, guide dogs for the blind.

That's a service animal.

Dogs that help the deaf.

That's when they hear the doorbell, for example, when they bark at you, which you can't hear.

So the service animals for the deaf are phenomenal because instead of actually barking, they do it with sign language.

They take their little paws and move around, and that's barking for them.

So you know what a service animal is. So the airlines

have been going nuts and it used to be almost everything that could be. It would be cats,

which is generally okay. But I mean ferrets. I mean pigs. And it really didn't parrots. There was

one person who brought a parrot.

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