When God Seems Too Late | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2023
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. We love having you guys listening to the podcast, and we just speak |
| 0:05.6 | blessings over you and your family. We sure hope you enjoy these podcasts, and we are praying for you |
| 0:11.0 | and believing for God's very best in this holiday season. Well, God bless you. It's great to be with you |
| 0:17.9 | today. Now, I hope you'll stay connected with us throughout the week. |
| 0:21.7 | We have a daily podcast that you can download. |
| 0:24.8 | You can go to our YouTube channel and watch the messages anytime. |
| 0:28.4 | Or, of course, you can follow us on social media. |
| 0:30.7 | I promise you, we'll keep you encouraged and inspired. |
| 0:33.6 | But thanks for tuning in. |
| 0:35.2 | Thanks again for coming out today. |
| 0:37.3 | I'd like to start with something funny. |
| 0:39.3 | One day Adam was talking to God. |
| 0:41.9 | He said, God, why did you make Eve so beautiful? |
| 0:45.2 | God said, so you would love her. |
| 0:47.3 | He said, well, God, why did you give her such long, flowing hair? |
| 0:50.9 | God said it again, so you would love her. |
| 0:53.4 | Well, God, why did you give her such a great figure? God said the same thing, so you would love her. Well, God, why did you give her such a great figure? |
| 0:56.1 | God said the same thing. So you would love her. He said, okay, God, you made her so beautiful, so |
| 1:01.5 | attractive. Why did you make her so dumb? God said, that's easy, Adam, so she would love you. |
| 1:09.1 | Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what |
| 1:16.9 | it says I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess my mind is alert. My heart |
| 1:24.5 | is receptive. I will never be the same. In Jesus name, God bless you. I want to talk to you |
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