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Joel Osteen Podcast

When God Seems Too Late | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2023

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

When it seems too late, you’re in prime position for God to show out in your life.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. We love having you guys listening to the podcast, and we just speak

0:05.6

blessings over you and your family. We sure hope you enjoy these podcasts, and we are praying for you

0:11.0

and believing for God's very best in this holiday season. Well, God bless you. It's great to be with you

0:17.9

today. Now, I hope you'll stay connected with us throughout the week.

0:21.7

We have a daily podcast that you can download.

0:24.8

You can go to our YouTube channel and watch the messages anytime.

0:28.4

Or, of course, you can follow us on social media.

0:30.7

I promise you, we'll keep you encouraged and inspired.

0:33.6

But thanks for tuning in.

0:35.2

Thanks again for coming out today.

0:37.3

I'd like to start with something funny.

0:39.3

One day Adam was talking to God.

0:41.9

He said, God, why did you make Eve so beautiful?

0:45.2

God said, so you would love her.

0:47.3

He said, well, God, why did you give her such long, flowing hair?

0:50.9

God said it again, so you would love her.

0:53.4

Well, God, why did you give her such a great figure? God said the same thing, so you would love her. Well, God, why did you give her such a great figure?

0:56.1

God said the same thing. So you would love her. He said, okay, God, you made her so beautiful, so

1:01.5

attractive. Why did you make her so dumb? God said, that's easy, Adam, so she would love you.

1:09.1

Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what

1:16.9

it says I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess my mind is alert. My heart

1:24.5

is receptive. I will never be the same. In Jesus name, God bless you. I want to talk to you

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