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Am I the Genius?

When Did You Walk Away From MORTAL PERIL Completely Unharmed?

Am I the Genius?

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Self-improvement, Education

4.6770 Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

When did you walk away from mortal peril, completely unharmed?

0:05.0

Once as a kid I was in the backyard swimming while my family was nearby eating dinner at a round table.

0:12.0

Most of them had their backs to me, but I was like 11 and an experienced swimmer.

0:17.0

I got into a toddler's float with leg holes.

0:20.0

It ended up flipping over and I was stuck in.

0:23.4

My legs wouldn't come out of the legholes. I kicked and thrashed as much as I could, but I was so

0:29.0

stuck. And you can't hear someone screaming underwater. So many thoughts ran through my head.

0:34.7

Mostly how sad I was that my parents were about to find me dead in

0:38.2

a matter of minutes, and how they'd never forgive themselves for allowing me to silently drown

0:43.0

as they talked with their friends. I tried one more time to kick out with all of my might. One

0:48.3

leg slipped out and I was able to get the other out. I was fine. Totally freaking spooked, but physically okay. I was driving home

0:57.1

from college on one of those highways with only one line in either direction and no shoulder. A guy in

1:02.7

the oncoming lane didn't see me as I was in a small car. He thought he could pass four 18

1:08.1

wheelers in one go and pulled into my lane doing at least 90.

1:12.6

There was nowhere for me to go. He flew off into the ditch to avoid hitting me head on

1:17.7

and likely did severe damage to his car, but I lived. I was drunk and running in the woods

1:24.5

went bam, barbed wire straight to the throat. The last thing I remember

1:29.0

was I couldn't breathe and was passing out, and there was blood squirting from my neck. I woke up

1:34.6

an hour later and walked home looking like a murder victim. My boyfriend finally woke me up shortly

1:41.1

after we'd fallen asleep in a small upstairs room that had a smoldering fire.

1:45.9

After we collapsed on the floor and couldn't find the door that wasn't even five feet away,

1:50.6

we kept hitting walls and corners and started to not comprehend anything. After feeling like I was

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