When Did YOU Think You Were About to DIE in Your Own Home?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 20 November 2024
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | When did you think you were about to die in your own home? |
| 0:05.1 | Someone walked past my window, which might not have been that weird, except I'm on the 8th |
| 0:10.2 | frickin' floor. I almost had a cardiac. Apparently there were renovations being done on the |
| 0:15.4 | building, and they were building the scaffolding up to my level. There's a state prison |
| 0:20.4 | less than a mile away from my house. |
| 0:22.7 | When I was 18, my family was out of town. My dad called the house saying someone had escaped |
| 0:27.7 | from the prison and to lock all the doors and have something handy to protect myself with, |
| 0:32.5 | which I did. It was at night and I turned on the police scanner. He was incarcerated for the unspeakable |
| 0:38.2 | act with over a dozen teenage girls. I looked out the window in the back door just in time |
| 0:43.0 | to see a man in an orange jumpsuit, jogging through my backyard, stop, see me and start walking |
| 0:49.0 | towards my back door. Next thing I knew, police ran into him and tackled him. One of the most terrifying moments of my life. |
| 0:57.0 | This was back when we still had a landline at my house. |
| 1:00.0 | Ours was the very last one on the line, so it sometimes did funny things like ring for no reason or just drop a call in the middle. |
| 1:07.0 | One night I was home alone and it started to storm really bad and the phone rings. I pick |
| 1:12.5 | up and it's the woman from 911 asking why I called. I say, I didn't call 911. I've just received |
| 1:19.0 | a call from this number. Are you home alone? Yeah, no one could have made that call. Are you sure? Would |
| 1:24.0 | you like me to send a car? In my head I was thinking, God yes, come save me. But I said, I don't think so. I really didn't car. Okay, ma'am, have a good night. I sat on my couch with my dog and didn't move till my parents came home. It freaked me the freak out. In short, on a dark stormy night, my phone called 911 by itself. For people saying they would have sent a car out anyway, one, I live at the end of a very |
| 1:47.8 | long private drive, so they very well could have sent one by, and I wouldn't have known |
| 1:51.8 | it. |
| 1:52.8 | Two, this was only the first time it happened, and the second time they actually did send someone. |
| 1:58.1 | I mean, having your house's weird phone lines get you blocked from the emergency services |
| 2:01.9 | line because there were too many non-urgent calls, seems like it could be a really bad thing |
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