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Am I the Genius?

When did You Make an EPIC Escape from a TERRIBLE Situation?

Am I the Genius?

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Self-improvement, Education

4.7643 Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

When did you make an epic escape from a terrible situation?

0:04.0

I was out in the bluff country of the Upper Mississippi with my dog in the early winter.

0:09.0

I was at the base of a cliff and came across a hole about 10 inches across that had some moist, warm air coming out.

0:16.0

I cave sometimes and I got excited at the prospect of finding a new, potentially live one.

0:21.7

Took my dog home and came back the next day with a helmet, headlamp and some general caving gear.

0:26.7

After kicking out the entrance so it was wide enough for me to crawl in,

0:29.9

I proceeded through sort of an upward crawl space, about one or two feet tall.

0:34.4

About six feet in, it opened up into a small chamber,

0:37.1

and when I shined my headlamp

0:39.0

across the floor, it was covered in tiny glints. They were the eyes of rattlesnakes, and I mean

0:45.3

hundreds of rattlesnakes. I'd stumbled across one of their winter dens. I slowly backed out

0:50.8

and got the whole F out of there. In short, I thought I found a new live cave,

0:55.3

came across a rattlesnake hibernation den. Went to Ocean City, Maryland, and there was a full

1:01.3

rising moon in the east. I wanted to see it, so I set my alarm for 1 a.m. to watch it over the ocean.

1:07.2

You know, that time of year from when the heat, where the moon looks about six times as big as it is when it rises, it's blood red. Well, really dark orange anyway. I should have taken that as an omen. As I was walking, I heard a muffled scream or something from behind one of the umbrella boxes or changing stations. I snuck up and some guys were trying to commit the unspeakable act on some girl. I thought it was

1:27.8

animals fighting. I had no idea what I'd started to see. Then I heard someone say,

1:32.2

shut up or we're gonna cut you. One of them had his pants down and she was struggling

1:36.4

between the two other guys. I don't know why I did it, but I picked up what I guess was a

1:41.4

piece of the post fencing and I started beating the crap out of the

1:44.7

guys. Since I was quiet because of the sand, and it was all to the heads, and I was wearing dark

1:49.8

colours, I guess I had them by surprise, a whack to each of their heads, so hard that nobody even

1:55.0

gave an alert as to what was happening, just falling over. One, two, three, all of them fell down.

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