When did you find out that your significant other was an actual psychopath?

Long story short, I thought I was a bartender with no college experience that was dating a nuclear

physicist who made $120,000 a year, and it made me feel kind of inadequate for a while.

Then, on a night I'll never forget, everything changed.

I took her out on a date for sushi, and everything seemed fine until we went back to my place,

and she told me that she was in bread.

Her father was a, quote, world criminal that was sued by Ted Turner, and is jumping countries to avoid him.

She told my roommate's girlfriend that she steals and lies uncontrollably,

then she flipped out and said my roommate was a Third Reich enthusiast who had a black aura.

She asked some 10-year-old on omagal.com if he wanted to, quote, put his little eggplant inside her, and then the deal breaker was that she picked up my

shotty and thought it would be funny to point it at me and say, you should propose to me

and we'll get married on a magic carpet. Needless to say, I haven't talked to her since. I must

clarify that this was the first night she came to my home, and also the first time I saw her

very, very, very drunk. And I've only known her for a few weeks prior to this event. One thing I know

that she didn't lie about was her job. She showed me her job ID card. Oh wow. Is anyone else concerned

about the quality of nuclear physicists in this country?

I dated a guy for about a year and a half, living with him for the last six months.

We broke up the night he spit in my face, called me a working girl, and threatened me.

A week later he had converted to Mormonism, and three months later he was engaged to a girl he'd known for a month. He lives in Utah now.

Bullet dodged.

Girl I'd been dating for a few months had a court date for regular child custody stuff. Not my kids,

so I thought, whatever. Then she didn't come home that night. I found out through her friends

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