Hello Scott, welcome to the bedroom.

Ola, bitch Ola!

Oh, yeah.

All right, so my story, I'm about 15,

I got my buddy Joe, and it's his his dad so his dad is divorced and we've got our buddy

Kevin and Joe's little brother so Joe's step-mom is an absolutely smoked out like just well put together lady right

She'd have some work done on her chest so you know and it was really well done so we're out on Lake Washington and we're trying to do a little wakeboarding. We're not really good at it. So we're doing the intertube thing, right? Well, about two hours into it, she decides to finally just rip her top off.

And, you know, like the liquor was flowing, you know, that kind of stuff for them.

We're just having a good time like doing the

the inter tubing in the wakeboarding and stuff but I don't know what got in her

head and she decided to show the entire lake her goods and needless to say man it was well received.

Yeah but it was but you did not expect that.

No no not not at all not from her not step mom, dude, you know what I mean?

Like, so it's like, it's one of those things that you're kind of hoping, right?

Like she got on the inner tube and we're all kind of looking at her going like, well, maybe, right?

Like nothing happens, right?

So then finally, she's just like, S it, I'm gonna rip it off, there we go.

There's no, let me ask you this.

Did she just acquire these?

You know, I have to think so, right?

Like I'm 15 times, I don't really know much,

but you know, she kind of had like a little bit of scars underneath so I'm guessing she probably just got him done because there's a weird

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