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🗓️ 27 March 2025
⏱️ 22 minutes
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0:00.0 | When did someone flee the cops and get away Scott Free? |
0:05.0 | I was trespassing in the park after dark with some friends. |
0:08.9 | Two police officers showed up and flashed their lights, so we ran around a baseball field to get away. |
0:14.5 | We noticed they were following us, so we all hid under those orange construction barrels you see along the highway. |
0:20.2 | Minutes felt like hours to a young |
0:22.1 | teenager running from the long arm of the law. This was early 2000s in a suburb in the United States. |
0:30.3 | This was a house party in high school, about 30 or 40 kids in the basement drinking and smoking. |
0:35.9 | Suddenly cops walk down the stairs. Someone just let them |
0:38.7 | right in. They took underage drinking very seriously. If court, you got a minor in possession |
0:44.3 | ticket. Fine and court fees were between $300 and $500, so like 30 tickets that night would |
0:50.1 | net the county quite a bit of cash. In our state, we'd had a lot of kids showing up in hospitals with alcohol poisoning around that time, so maybe they were trying to help? |
0:58.3 | They tell us to sit tight and nobody go anywhere. Cops walked back upstairs, we were all wasted. |
1:03.9 | I fornagled a window open and helped my friends and a couple of brave souls up and out. |
1:08.8 | I got out, run for a fence, and my friends just hopped. A cop grabs me |
1:12.8 | and hauls me back into the house. He neglected to put me back in the basement, though. It's my |
1:17.2 | friend's house, so I pretended to belong. I opened the fridge, grabbed a mountain dew, a cop walks in |
1:22.8 | with a bag of 100 breathalyzer tubes, I meander into the living room by the front door. I wait for the clear, |
1:29.5 | casually walk out the front door. I make it three steps and a spotlight hits me. A cop yells at me. |
1:34.8 | I meander back in just by the front door. Spotlight turns off, I wait five seconds, |
1:40.2 | and fricking bolt out the front door again. Leap off the front porch, sprint through |
1:44.9 | front yards for four blocks until I'm in a field. I lay flat and call for my friends. Cops |
1:50.3 | patrol by with a spotlight and can't see me. They go back to their house. A friend picks me up. |
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