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Am I the Genius?

When did Someone Flee the COPS and Get Away SCOT-FREE?

Am I the Genius?

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Self-improvement, Education

4.7643 Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

When did someone flee the cops and get away Scott Free?

0:05.0

I was trespassing in the park after dark with some friends.

0:08.9

Two police officers showed up and flashed their lights, so we ran around a baseball field to get away.

0:14.5

We noticed they were following us, so we all hid under those orange construction barrels you see along the highway.

0:20.2

Minutes felt like hours to a young

0:22.1

teenager running from the long arm of the law. This was early 2000s in a suburb in the United States.

0:30.3

This was a house party in high school, about 30 or 40 kids in the basement drinking and smoking.

0:35.9

Suddenly cops walk down the stairs. Someone just let them

0:38.7

right in. They took underage drinking very seriously. If court, you got a minor in possession

0:44.3

ticket. Fine and court fees were between $300 and $500, so like 30 tickets that night would

0:50.1

net the county quite a bit of cash. In our state, we'd had a lot of kids showing up in hospitals with alcohol poisoning around that time, so maybe they were trying to help?

0:58.3

They tell us to sit tight and nobody go anywhere. Cops walked back upstairs, we were all wasted.

1:03.9

I fornagled a window open and helped my friends and a couple of brave souls up and out.

1:08.8

I got out, run for a fence, and my friends just hopped. A cop grabs me

1:12.8

and hauls me back into the house. He neglected to put me back in the basement, though. It's my

1:17.2

friend's house, so I pretended to belong. I opened the fridge, grabbed a mountain dew, a cop walks in

1:22.8

with a bag of 100 breathalyzer tubes, I meander into the living room by the front door. I wait for the clear,

1:29.5

casually walk out the front door. I make it three steps and a spotlight hits me. A cop yells at me.

1:34.8

I meander back in just by the front door. Spotlight turns off, I wait five seconds,

1:40.2

and fricking bolt out the front door again. Leap off the front porch, sprint through

1:44.9

front yards for four blocks until I'm in a field. I lay flat and call for my friends. Cops

1:50.3

patrol by with a spotlight and can't see me. They go back to their house. A friend picks me up.

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