What is a Survival Myth that is Complete BALONEY and Could get you Killed?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 26 March 2025
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What survival myth is complete baloney and could get you killed? |
| 0:04.0 | If you ever fall off a ship or ferry at sea and are lucky enough to be spotted, |
| 0:09.0 | don't try to swim your way to safety. |
| 0:11.0 | The more you swim, the less your chances of survival. |
| 0:14.0 | Just try to keep afloat and conserve energy and body heat, |
| 0:17.0 | while the rescue teams do what they're supposed to do. |
| 0:20.0 | Unless you're in hypothermic |
| 0:21.1 | waters, the best bet is always to just stay afloat without trying to swim somewhere else. |
| 0:26.2 | This information about falling overboard, hypothermia and conditions, survival at sea, etc., |
| 0:31.9 | is based on my own experience of 12 years sailing on a merchant ship. |
| 0:37.1 | Okay, this isn't the most exotic and interesting of these, but if you're walking alone at night, |
| 0:41.3 | putting a key between each finger with the thought of punching someone and impaling them on three keys is useless. |
| 0:48.3 | You're much more likely to hurt the webbing on your fingers since the grip you have on each key will be very weak. |
| 0:53.3 | Instead, put a single |
| 0:55.1 | key between your thumb and forefinger, parallel to your thumb, and make a fist. This still isn't |
| 1:00.4 | a great defense, but it's an improvement over simply a fist. Also, don't try to kick a man in |
| 1:05.2 | the crotch unless you have an amazing shot, in which case you're probably better off running |
| 1:09.2 | away. If you miss or don't kick hard enough, both of which are more likely in the case that you're |
| 1:14.0 | panicking, you're just going to cause mild discomfort and make them more angry. |
| 1:18.7 | There was a girl I knew in college who got attacked. |
| 1:21.0 | She took the whole handful of keys with the keys coming out the bottom of her fist and |
| 1:24.7 | just went to town on the guy's face. |
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