When Dad Says No

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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0:00.0	So we should take callers and they should tell us their financial situation.
0:04.1	I mean, we're turning into the Dave Ramsey show.
0:05.8	They're like, well, we just call Dave, actually.
0:07.6	Yeah.
0:07.8	Because he's been doing this for decades.
0:08.7	Call us after you call Dave.
0:10.9	When you don't like Dave's answer, call us.
0:13.7	When dad says no, come talk to mom. We're rolling?
0:26.4	We're rolling, baby.
0:29.0	Let's go.
0:29.5	See, it's Monday, but everybody listens on a Wednesday.
0:32.6	Right.
0:33.6	For it's, it's a different energy for us.
0:35.1	Yeah, it is.
0:36.1	This is, we're, I'm coming in off the bus.
0:38.5	I'm coming in hot.
0:40.3	Everybody's going to hear this on Wednesday.
0:41.7	They're getting toward the end of the week.
0:42.7	Yeah, they're midweek.
0:43.2	They're thinking about weekend already, making plans.
0:45.3	Not us, baby.
0:46.2	Episode 153.
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