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Net Positive with John Crist

Handyman Summer

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9931 Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Katy Perry goes to space, our new race car, and our big plans for this summer… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL 4/26 - Tampa, FL 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/1 - Sarasota, FL 5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC 5/4 - Richmond, VA 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive FRESH PRESSED OLIVE OIL: Try a bottle for just $1 and taste the difference yourself. Go to https://GetFreshNetPositive.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Transcript

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0:00.0

next week's podcast and just people knocking on this door coming in here sit down and

0:03.4

apologizing let me get into it baby now positive welcome back everybody i feel like i say welcome

0:16.8

back as if people are just they just switched they just they just finished one. They think they listen like that?

0:21.7

They like binge watch them?

0:22.8

Yeah.

0:23.2

Yeah, maybe.

0:23.9

Sometimes I feel like people come to the show.

0:25.8

They love the live show and then they go back.

0:28.2

Have you ever done that put it to the pod?

0:29.6

Yeah.

0:30.6

All the way back?

0:32.2

Probably not all the way back.

0:33.4

Man. man because at that point like a show that's been around as long as we have like it's noticeably different if you go back far enough what it's not good no it was good for the time

0:41.8

it's just not as we're getting better every day you know it's not it's like yeah yeah i'm

0:45.9

if i went all the way back that like if i like who do i love like i'll listen to morgan's album

0:51.2

when it comes out i listen to eric church's album when it comes out. I listen to Eric Church's album when it comes out. Who's on your

0:55.2

album list listen to it when it comes out? Drake. My man Drake. Yeah. Don't do this. It's too early,

1:02.3

it's too early. And listen, I'm going to just say this up top. I'm going to say this.

1:06.5

And maybe we should just say a prayer for, you know, God embraces the humble.

1:14.2

God is not like someone that's proud and uh i'm going to say some things today that uh i do feel very proud about and i have

1:21.5

to maintain the spirit of humility okay i'm just say that well as your brothers in christ we will also

1:26.2

hold you accountable please keep me accountable that's what i was we will also hold you accountable. Please keep me accountable.

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