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Hi, my name is Vitau. I'm calling from rural Chambu, Kenya. And I have a question.

Where I live, they are aunts with Paul and Syafu in Swahili. And we have a compost pit.

And that's why they mostly are. But sometimes they just go home and they go crazy.

And they are all over the garden. Everywhere you step, they are there. They just all over the place.

Why does this happen? Because sometimes they even come at night, climb the walls and rain down on us from the ceiling.

And not once or twice, we have slept at the neighbor's house.

So this is a factual emergency. Please help.

Alright, I know you're expecting to hear from Flora right now. But she's out on Brent to leave.

And so we're all pitching in. Today is my turn to work the phones. So, hi. I'm Jorge Just. And here goes.

Hello.

Hi, Gitao. It's Jorge calling from every little thing.

Hi, Jorge. Where am I finding you right now?

So, I mean, I mean, Kenya in Campo County. And Campo County is honestly majorly farmlands and a couple of villages and small towns.

It's a good size of a shamba over here.

Yeah. It's a good size. What where did he is?

Oh, shamba story. Sorry, sorry, sorry. That's a Swahili word for farm.

But it's a very peaceful and tranquil place to be.

If I come visit, will I be mobbed by fans of every little thing?

I don't know. I'm not sure. But I'll make sure that every single human soul in my community has to listen to this episode.

Because Siafu has been a menace on our side. Oh, my God.

Those aunts, they're crazy.

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