Wheelin' Dealin' Warlocks

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Don't worry everyone, we've got a captain of industry in the warlock world to save us from the devil of disney and Jared Leto. Jared Leto climbed the empire state building? Unregulated fair rides Bryan is not a fan of heights 30 Seconds To Mars or 33P? This economy! Warlocks! Milk! Tetas! Hocus Pocus 2 is ruining everything The demonic kingdom?! What is this man saying? A captain of industry in the warlock world! It’ll change your DNA Third quarter, it’s the killing season Paul Cruz, Satan Sales The devil took his eyesight! The Disney Devil The Bitch is Back! We’re gonna think about our one chip challenge… Stay tuned for our $1000 audio scavenger hunt! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey y'all know really deep damn I ain't nothing but the old country gal.
0:04.5	You know, I like sitting outside, sitting by the campfire, drinking cures, waving the neighbors,
0:12.2	petting my dog drinking some
0:14.3	more curse.
0:15.6	It ain't nobody bothering you about nothing and...
0:19.6	You don't be burning any trash over there.
0:22.4	You fuck you!
0:24.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:30.0	So what you're saying is you might be open to the idea of transforming into a warlock and murdering
0:36.9	on behalf of his darkness, Satan, at some point in the future.
0:42.6	So can I mark you down for yes, but much, much later on?
0:47.2	It's a sale!
0:48.2	It's a sale!
0:49.2	I got one, I closed!
0:51.2	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:57.0	Yeah boy!
0:59.0	Oh yeah, Captain kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.
1:02.0	I'm Brian Green. This is the director of large clocks.
1:04.7	Kristen Joy Holdley. Best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian.
1:08.0	And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Welcome back. Breaking news.
1:14.0	You heard it here first.
1:16.0	Heard it here last on the commercial break.
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