Once More, From Your Nose!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Half Song Hoadley & Bryan relive the worst American Idol auditions, and Bryan finds himself feeling a kinship for them. We got an alien! Clean house clean mind The buck stops with bryan and he doesn't like it Fake Christmas trees Half Song Hoadley is a verb now Don’t listen to our old episodes Find a Chopper Johnson album on ebay John Daker Attempting songs that are hip with the kids More A, baby! Top 5 cringiest American Idol auditions We miss Simon! The John Daker School of Music When in doubt, go through the nose “Elite” vocal range Chris Brown touching children all across the world… Who is telling these people that they are good? An absolute categorical never! Oh to be drenched in sweat in front of the OG American Idol judges YOU GOTTA TURN IT ON KRISSY! Don’t like the reaction? Just turn around Amazing Grace Bryan feels a kinship with the bad singers Do you know the words to Amazing Grace? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	If you offered me five cups of grape juice, I would not be interested.
0:03.0	But if you offered me five cups of grape juice that had been left in a barrel long enough become slightly poisonous,
0:10.0	I would be very interesting.
0:18.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:21.0	This is a Brian Green tactic. If you can't actually use your voice, close your nose and scream.
0:25.6	What I'm gonna do? What I'm gonna do?
0:30.0	Meh, germann, it's a sna'n't. The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:36.4	The next episode of the commercial break starts now. leader of leather bound leggings, Chris, and joy only, best to you, Chris.
0:54.0	Best to you out there in the podcast universe.
0:57.6	You get an alien and you get an alien and you get an alien and you get an alien.
1:01.0	And we got an alien.
1:01.8	We got an alien. We got an alien here in the studio. If you've been paying attention to the
1:05.8	YouTube channel, which I know you haven't because none of you do.
1:08.3	Then you'll notice that we keep switching the accoutrements here on the studio table.
1:15.2	Last week it was the Bigfoot that Chrissy bought and this week it's the alien that Chrissy also bought.
1:20.7	When we first got that gift, Astrid's like, is she joking?
1:24.0	Like, where are we going to put this in our house?
1:26.0	And I'm like, no, it's for the studio, honey.
1:28.0	She's on this big kick right now, as am I,
1:32.0	with 12 to 18 children.
1:34.8	I don't know how many kids are running around here.
1:36.0	I can't keep count of them.
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