If you're listening to this right now, grab a hold of your Vuvuzella with both hands.

Go into the bathroom and blow.

Whoa.

Why in the bathroom?

Because the World Cup in America is officially on.

USA!

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

And Mexico and Canada.

All the Americas.

Soccer fans have traveled here from every corner of the globe to cheer on their home country's team. And also to experience the wonder of American culture up close and personal.

It has been so wholesome watching all these videos.

And hysterical.

Foreigners seeing food prices that are triple, sometimes quadruple the amount they're actually worth. But no matter where you hail from, attending a World Cup is just a once-in-a-lifetime kind of event. The Super Bowl of soccer. Oh, my God. Bigger. Bigger. Nothing's bigger than the Super Bowl. That happens every year, Jeff, and it's only in the...

Yeah, that's a big answer.

That's why we had to send Jose and Alexis down to the stadium to ask the FIFA fanatics a simple question.

What you doing at the World Cup?

What you doing at the World Cup?

This is an amazing experience.

This is the first time I attend something like this.

It was very enjoyable. I love this. Now, what is it like? Did you travel for this at all, or do you live here? No, no, I'm traveling 17 hours just to arrive here. Wow, did you come from Egypt? Yes, yes. What is it like in America? What do you think? A lot of burgers and pizzas and a lot of things. It's very amazing. Donuts, everything is good. Ooh, and donuts too. Yes, yes. What do you think about American food? Now it's time to eat burgers. Oh, man. That's all I could say. Those planes better watch their weight limit on the way home. Oh, yeah. You know, because we are doing it some damage. Yeah. They should have a scale in the customs section of every American airport so you can weigh yourself when you arrive and then when you leave and you know exactly how much you gain during your American experience. You're trying to weigh your bags? I'm like, no, no, no, sir. Those are for the people. Yeah. Get off the scale, please. Oh, 50 pound gainer. We have a winner. You win America.

And then there's an applause and you get like a special sash. And some Frio Zempick on your ride home.

Perfect. America.

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