Brooke Breaks You Up: Drop the Stanford Dropout

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2026

⏱️ 19 minutes

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It’s a favorite of the listeners and the bane of Brooke’s existence… We’re doing another edition of “BROOKE BREAKS YOU UP!”

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0:00.0	Only special segments on this show get the Jeff DeBoe gold seal of approval.
0:06.4	Wow.
0:08.0	And this one definitely gets my gold star because it's a fan favorite.
0:14.4	Brooke breaks you up.
0:18.5	Everybody loves it.
0:20.2	Nobody more than Brooke.
0:21.7	Yeah, except for the people I'm dumping.
0:23.6	Who will she be dumping today?
0:25.6	A selfish billionaire CEO?
0:27.8	That'd be fun.
0:28.5	A paraplegic with a wandering eye.
0:31.0	Or somewhere in between.
0:33.7	Whoever it is, Brooke is ready to cut them loose in the special, delicate yet brutally heartless way that only she can do
0:41.7	It's coming up right after this
0:44.2	As a show, we want to be there for our listeners
0:48.1	During life's toughest moments
0:50.1	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning
0:52.1	When you lose your job
0:53.5	When your favorite taco stand gets shut down for multiple health code violations.
0:58.6	Wait a minute.
0:59.3	How was it your favorite if it's so...
1:01.0	Because it's not that bad.
	...

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