What You’re Doing Here Is Irresponsible w/ Carl 'The Mad Cuban' Ruiz

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2016

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Kurt may be in China but Sherrod is still here with chef Carl 'The Mad Cuban' Ruiz, Keren Margolis & Charlie Wojcik as they talk all things food including the best fried chicken in Alabama, the real history behind the Cuban sandwich and the best places to eat in NYC. Check it out! Race Wars now has bonus episodes EVERY WEEK available exclusively on our Patreon page! Become a patron now for as little as $3 a month on www.patreon.com/racewars for access to the second half of this show, more bonus eps and other content!

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a stand-up labs production, powered by digital media.
0:07.3	It's what we do, baby!
0:09.9	This is Race Wars.
0:12.9	I have the power!
0:15.1	Yeah!
0:16.3	How's it feels?
0:17.3	With Kurt Metzker.
0:18.1	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:19.5	And Charade Small.
0:20.7	Saddle down, bitch.
0:22.3	Race Wars.
0:25.3	Yay!
0:27.4	Weed'em boys.
0:28.9	Aw.
0:30.3	Weed'em boys.
0:32.4	Aw.
0:34.1	Race was back in the building, baby.
0:35.5	Charade Small, right here.
0:36.3	I'm here.
0:37.1	Kurt Metzka is somewhere in China. Oh, the white man, back in the building, baby. Sharad Small, right here. I'm here. Kurt Mexico's somewhere in China.
0:39.6	Oh, the white man's the devil.
0:41.5	He's out there confusing small easterners with his big white ape American body.
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