The Bird Show.

What would you guys do if you found out the person that you were dating almost really into you and you were really into them back?

Didn't want to be seen in public with you.

Oh, that would, yeah, that would be a hard pill to swallow.

But I'm getting sex in private?

Yes.

I'm cool.

No, you are not.

They don't tell your friends that you exist.

They won't be, they won't go on a date with you in public, they won't be

seen with you in public. You to the rest of the world do not exist but in your private bubble

you're essentially in a relationship.

All right, follow-up questions, so I'm getting sex in private?

Yeah, I'm in.

That is a bar set so incredibly low.

Here I am.

All right, let me translate it.

I'm playing it.

It would be a hundred percent offensive.

Yeah, and it would hurt even more if you found out for like for a guy I think we've talked about the

equivalent of this but if you found out it's because you're short and that's why they

don't want to be seeing in public with you and there's an uh

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