What Would You Do About the Mutant Problem?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes can’t ignore the elephant in the room, realise something has to be done so organise a 5-point plan on what to do with the mutant problem. We look at problems concerning the Phoenix Force, branch out to all powered citizens and work out our concerns of making several deals with several devils. Jackson has some radical opinions and ideas, Zammit wants a less monstrous approach and Duscher just wants to know how close Jackson is to Hitler. It’s a concerning proposal as we attempt to deal with the mutant problem while still remaining a shred of humanity.Want to help protest mutant registration? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in protecting mutant anonymity.

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