Is Being a Werewolf a Hassle? (Feat. Michael Shanks)

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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In which our heroes warn the villagers, lock themselves away and hide from the full moon as they wonder if being a werewolf is really that much of a hassle? We discuss the Ninja Turtles choice of attire, the problem of eugenics in a fantasy world, and what things are metaphors for other things. Jackson assumes he's the mayor, Zammit thinks its more of a blessing than a curse, and Michael just wants to make werewolf puns. So sync up with your werewolf brethren, get howling, and slowly take over the world because that is absolutely going to happen. That's just simple mathematics.Want to help us run the perfect grassroots political campaign? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make mayor-wolf a reality.Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Teen Wolf today!Remember to check out Sporadic’s production of Doctor Who’s Midnight https://www.adelaidefringe.com.au and you can follow Michael Shanks on twitter @timtimfed or watch The Wizards of Aus here; https://t.co/60nPkLG7u8.

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