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This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation with James O'Brien.

Three minutes after ten is the time.

If only the political landscape weren't so febrile at the moment,

we could, I think, spend at least an hour discussing the theft of that golden toilet.

I will invite you to send in all the jokes that were shared over the weekend and we'll try and collate

them. I think at the moment, and I accept that this is a position that could easily be toppled,

but at the moment, I think my favourite was the first to come out of there. Don't ring in. Don't ring in

with gold toilet related jokes. Just tweet them or text

them to me. But I think my favourite was that the police have got nothing to go on, which came out very

quickly after the initial report of this four million pound carsey being half inched from Blenheim

Palace. Four minutes after ten is the time. Sadly, the political landscape remains just as

feebrile as it was when we parted company on Friday and therefore we will wade straight back into it. But from a really,

I don't use this word very often, but from a really disgusting, I think that's the right word to use.

A really disgusting angle, to my eye it is. Already people I'd like and trust have been in touch to suggest

that it was fair comment. But there's a phrase here. Privileged pain. And however furious you may be

with David Cameron, an awful lot of fury has of course been revivified

with the publication of his memoirs he will be I think appearing on this on this radio station to

discuss them and however furious you are and I know that a lot of oh man I'm on a sticky wicket this

morning I do you know I did not realize when I selected this for a conversation that it was going to be quite a tricky one because I have to now say stuff, not in defense of the Guardian's editorial, but in explanation. The difference between explanation and excuse is, of course, the very definition of nuance in a world

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