How Would You Use the Powers of a Baby to Rob a Bank?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

This is pop culture. We swear. Springsteen wrote a song (and a book) so it counts! Outlaw Pete is about a bank-robbing baby whose exploits become a meditation on sin, fate, and free will. Springsteen himself said it’s essentially the story of a man trying to outlive and outlast his sins! Now the sin is robbing a bank and the man is a baby but it still counts! But we here at Plumbing the Death Star ain’t gonna spend any time on that, we’re here today to discuss how you’d rob a bank using the powers of a baby. And not just any baby, a baby that is at most 3 months old. Zero object permanence, no knee caps and a weak fontanelle are just a few of the things in our arsenal to rob a hank. You might be thinking that such a task is impossible and we’re here to tell you that yes, not being able to speak, hold your own neck up or even have man-thoughts are definitely hurdles. But never underestimate the nature of man, or in this case baby, and our willingness to overcome any obstacle put in our way.

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0:00.0	Hey everyone look it's us plumbing the death star that's right and we're here to tell you that we are doing a live show
0:07.1	In Melbourne
0:09.3	It's like a goat my dude in Melbourne
0:12.3	Speaking of goats the goat man himself, James, won't be there, but I will.
0:16.1	Yeah, Joel Simon's coming. We'll be here. If you are in Australia and you're jealous,
0:21.1	well if you're in your Melbourne specifically, and you're jealous
0:23.2	because you can't come to any of the UK live shows, guess what you can come to this one?
0:27.0	It's the Comedy Republic.
0:28.4	On the 22nd of August at 630 PM, Plumbing the Death Star, we will be performing live for the first time in like two years.
0:34.7	Exactly that's excited. In Melbourne. Tickets are on sale right now. You can keep that
0:39.4	stuttering. It's good. This is good. It's fresh. People want to know what we're going to be like live and it's like this.
0:45.0	It's going to be like this. Tickets are on sale through the Comedy Republic website. They're on sale now.
0:49.0	28 bucks a pop.
0:50.0	They're also on sale through the Sand Smash radio website.
0:52.0	Which will then take you Sandspist Radio website.
0:52.5	Which will then take your comedy public website.
0:54.8	It's really like, you know, look, at a click, at a click.
0:57.2	I had a click, add a little bit extra effort for you.
0:59.8	So come see us live, it'll be like this, except you can say stuff back and you can yell.
1:05.0	You're like, hey, shut up.
1:07.0	No yelling. Have you ever been to a shop before?
1:10.0	It'll be good.
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