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🗓️ 30 March 2025
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You’ve been sucked into a board game jumanji styles. But which game? That’s up to you, dear reader. Do you want to access parts of your daily routine by answering correct trivia questions? Would you prefer to inform cats of the status of your (un)barbed penis? The choice is yours.
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0:00.0 | Hey, before we smooth out your brain with whatever you're about to listen to, did you know that myself and Jackson made a board game? |
0:06.7 | And we're launching on Kickstarter, tonight, or today, or it's already out. |
0:11.9 | Time zones are confusing, but March 18, 4 p.m. UK time, which is March 19, 3 a.m. Melbourne time? |
0:19.0 | It's based on one of our more beloved D&Ds for nerds campaigns, |
0:22.5 | and you can help bring it to your greasy little hands by heading over to Kickstarter |
0:27.6 | and searching for Jaron's outposts. That's J-A-R-R-E-N-A-A-Posts Outpost. |
0:33.6 | Now, I know we've all been collectively kicked in the head by that horse, but surely I don't need to spell outpost for you, right? |
0:41.3 | Well, it's O-U-T-P-O-S-T, just in case. |
0:44.3 | It's got up by our very beautiful friends, Nathan Davis and Ralph, Ralph, Ralph America, at Naysia. |
0:51.3 | Even if you hate board games, it'll look beautiful on your bookshelf, or thrown on your living |
0:56.2 | room floor, pieces scattered everywhere, providing a stepping hazard for you and all your loved |
1:02.4 | ones. |
1:03.1 | Or you could play it. |
1:04.2 | It's fun. |
1:05.4 | Either way, that's Jaron's outposts. |
1:07.4 | Support us over on Kickstarter, and hopefully it does stupid well so we can work on the next one. |
1:12.6 | I'm pushing for Dinosaur Park, but my wife is worried we'll get sued into oblivion. |
1:21.2 | I literally would wake up one eye open and then need the cigarette. |
1:26.6 | I was so addicted. |
1:28.3 | Sue was diagnosed with throat cancer, aged 48. |
1:31.3 | To tell your family you've got cancer through with smoking was hot. |
1:37.3 | Up to two in three smokers die from smoking. |
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