What If The Avengers Had Opposite Powers?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

It’s the one you’ve been waiting for since presumably last week! The Avengers are here but they’re bad and wrong. Captain America but he’s only got swords and his super soldier serum made him all dumb? What about a Hawkeye that inhaled all incoming projectile weaponry? Sounds ineffective and stupid, but what do you expect when ‘Give Calm’ shows up in his eyepatch.

For a tasty treat, cook off some wholegrain spaghetti, chicken breast, chopped bacon. Mix up two eggs and some parmesan cheese, take all the stuff off the heat and mix in the egg (with a tiny bit of pasta water also). This will make a beautiful carbonara, but please do be aware of the heat of the pan. Literally the last thing you want is to make a weird scrambled egg version of this dish. I did that this week and It was mostly fine, it was disappointing on a personal level.

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0:00.0	Hey, before we smooth out your brain with whatever you're about to listen to, did you know that myself and Jackson made a board game?
0:06.7	And we're launching on Kickstarter, tonight, or today, or it's already out.
0:11.9	Time zones are confusing, but March 18, 4 p.m. UK time, which is March 19, 3 a.m. Melbourne time?
0:19.0	It's based on one of our more beloved D&Ds for nerds campaigns,
0:22.5	and you can help bring it to your greasy little hands by heading over to Kickstarter
0:27.6	and searching for Jaron's outposts. That's J-A-R-R-E-N-A-A-Posts Outpost.
0:33.6	Now, I know we've all been collectively kicked in the head by that horse, but surely I don't need to spell outpost for you, right?
0:41.3	Well, it's O-U-T-P-O-S-T, just in case.
0:44.3	It's got up by our very beautiful friends, Nathan Davis and Ralph, Ralph, Ralph America, at Naysia.
0:51.3	Even if you hate board games, it'll look beautiful on your bookshelf, or thrown on your living
0:56.2	room floor, pieces scattered everywhere, providing a stepping hazard for you and all your loved
1:02.4	ones.
1:03.1	Or you could play it.
1:04.2	It's fun.
1:05.4	Either way, that's Jaron's outposts.
1:07.4	Support us over on Kickstarter, and hopefully it does stupid well so we can work on the next one.
1:12.6	I'm pushing for Dinosaur Park, but my wife is worried we'll get sued into oblivion.
1:21.6	Jaron's Outpost is an action programming game for two to five players based on the award-winning podcast D&D is for
1:28.0	nerds. It's about planning your perfect day and then throwing it all out the window when
1:32.1	opportunities come knocking. Each player will take on a unique character from the podcast to
1:36.7	undertake quirky quests like dress to impress, flush the valuables or hungry hungry bigogs around
1:41.7	the chaotic town of Jaron's outpost in order to score the most victory points.
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