What Will The Bert Show Do Once The Show Ends?
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2025
⏱️ 16 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The dreaded CV scrolling, the never-ending interviewing. |
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| 0:31.0 | Ticket, please. |
| 0:32.5 | Thank you. |
| 0:33.7 | Tickets, please, madam. |
| 0:34.6 | Sure, let me just... |
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| 1:04.3 | You're on The Birch Show. |
| 1:11.6 | Abby literally has been sitting on sending out her resume because she knew the announcement was coming today. And asked everybody can we just keep this in quiet until we make the announcement we weren't even |
| 1:15.4 | off the air where she's sending out resumes and stuff already and and in a mediocre way |
| 1:20.9 | may be excited about one and I keep saying don't what you're going to be fine don't stress |
| 1:26.6 | don't take something out of desperation |
| 1:28.2 | Have you met her? |
| 1:29.4 | I know |
| 1:30.3 | Catastafizer |
| 1:31.5 | Her anxiety pings higher than any person I've ever met in my entire life |
| 1:36.3 | Yet you refuse to go to therapy |
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