This week on Two Bears One Cave, you're the three fucking cool nerds.

You guys are like the fit nerds. Don't masturbate in public, right?

That's a big one. Is a gallon of tequila good for your lifting?

I mean, you can't argue with results.

100%

Most of the time my co-host is a mess talking about how he can get his life together and finally

drops some LBs. Maybe put the booze down for a second.

This week we have somebody sitting in who might be considered the polar opposite.

He's doing things like winning power lifting competitions.

Give it up for Lane Norton, everybody. Let him hear it.

And Mr. Bio Lane, thank you so much.

Thanks for coming in.

Hey man, thanks for having me. I'm super excited.

I'm super excited. I've been following your stuff for a long time.

Both Burton and I have. We both have chatted with you and about you.

This is so fun because you are the guy for people that don't know.

There's no end inside for the amount of people who will tell you what you should be doing,

what you should be avoiding, what you need to be eating, what you need to be doing for exercise.

Like all these things that people are like this is it and they say it with complete confidence

and they stare down the barrel of the camera and then you see it and people share it and they go,

oh, this is the thing and you're like the one guy, it feels like who has the credibility,

the credentials, who takes up this information and then goes, I am going to tell you what is

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