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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hello, hello everybody, it is me, and yes, I am a vampire. I have been around for 200 years and it's very fun.

I love to go to the clubs on the main strip, but they have to invite you in.

And unfortunately, though, we have to have a meeting very soon

because we need to talk about the house cleaning.

And the dishes are never done.

And I do not understand, you know, that we have to bring people home,

but can we clean the blood off of the walls, please,

when you bring the dead bodies down the hall, I'm a wizard.

Holden McNeil.

And I am your human American bartender Jackie Daytona.

I love beer and I love girls volleyball.

And as you can see from this toothpick that I conspicuously chew between my lips, I am not a British pornographer.

Bruiser, Jake, wizard, whatever.

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