4.7 • 606 Ratings
🗓️ 18 October 2021
⏱️ 81 minutes
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0:00.0 | A roast as dark as the night. |
0:03.0 | Perfect for fueling the crypted research and mad ravings required for your podcasting. |
0:08.7 | Don't mind the red eyes. |
0:10.2 | He's just trying to warn you of the bridge. |
0:13.0 | The bridge! |
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0:19.9 | we bring you Mothman's Red Eye Blend. |
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0:29.9 | Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh my god, Oh my god, Holden, you're so freaky. |
0:54.6 | Are you looking at my face? |
0:58.1 | I mean, digitally, over, like, over streaming video. |
1:04.1 | It's me. |
1:05.0 | That's so fucked up. |
1:05.9 | It's me. |
1:06.4 | SEP 96 Wizard, Holden McNeely. |
1:09.4 | Reporting for duties, sir. |
1:10.9 | I'm really scary and I will explain to you what that even means if you've never heard of this in just a little bit. |
1:16.3 | Well, first of all, Holden, let me just say that you could be scary, but luckily me and my other D-Class personnel have activated eight different Reinhold Goldberg reality dampers in your vicinity as well as using eight |
1:29.4 | mega-newtons within your parsec field. So really, you're not a threat at all. And in fact, |
1:35.5 | through science and logic and reason, even the darkest horrors can be held at bay. So that's |
1:41.6 | also really neat about what we're covering today. And you're a bruiser. |
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