What's the scariest glitch in the matrix you've experienced?

So I was in a friend's apartment with a bunch of people just hanging out.

Eventually, I ended up on the floor sitting due to a lack of seats.

Then it hits me, that feeling of deja vu.

You know, where you lose your entire train of thought and try to make sense of what's going on?

After a couple of seconds,

it hits again, except I remember experiencing deja vu. At this point, I stand up and start walking

around frantically. I reach one of the doorways, and there I remember a specific person came

up and asked if I was okay, and I shrugged the whole thing off. A couple of seconds later,

that person came up again and said the same thing, word for word,

and I freaked out even more. In conclusion, I think I had a stroke. Went to sleep at 10 p.m.,

woke up at 9 p.m. on the same day. I still don't understand. You were asleep on an airplane

traveling west. Maybe the clock was wrong or daylight saving time confused you and you

didn't sleep for more than a few minutes. I was at a camp in the deep, deep wilderness. Nearest cell

service was 40 miles away. Only me and my wife. She was in the cabin. I walked out to the porch

and down the stairs at night. I heard someone call my name in the direction I was walking.

I turned

right around and noped back into the cabin without missing a step. Obligatory goat man reference.

I woke up with three shirts on and five pairs of underwear. I was like eight and thought the

boogie monster did it. Scarred me for life. I was completely convinced that my family had told me that my

uncle died. I even bummed out about it and talked to people about it at work. Then two weeks later,

my sister bought him up and I said, wait, he's dead. What are you talking about? And realized that my

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