What did you think you were into? In the bedroom, until you tried it.

Going down on a guy. I've practiced with toys and can do it like a champ on my own,

but as soon as he starts vigorously face-friking me, like I always thought I'd like,

it's like three thrusts and my gag reflex goes, nope, nope, nope, nope.

Doing the deed in front of a bunch of people.

My ex and I were with two friends at a bar, and it was almost last call.

I wasn't ready to call it tonight, and being drunk, I jokingly threw out the idea of going

to the swingers club that I'd heard of.

My girlfriend and her friends were surprisingly into the idea.

So we go to this club, and I thought it would be a lot of couples. Ended up being about

60 dudes, two or three girls, and my girlfriend and her friends, and myself. The club was actually

pretty freaking cool. My girlfriend and I went in a private room and went at it, then we went to a

room with a ton of windows. Literally every person in the club watched my girlfriend and I go at it,

along with her friends just sitting and watching.

I thought it was weird as frick and kind of gross, but my girlfriend and her friends

were really into it, and she always asked to go back.

Pretty much anything that I've seen in the special interest section of the adult flick

store.

I realized that I'm actually a pretty vanilla guy who just really

enjoys watching weird crap once in a while. I thought I had a thing for whips. I enjoyed a

whipping without a safe word and I regretted it right away. Never do anything like that without a

safe word. Also, if you're trying to come up with one, what my wife and I use is a reference to a meme

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